FAQ
- When does my shirt actually ship?
- Your shirt ships within 7–10 days of checkout, tracking number included. There's a short window between your order and the shipping notification — that's normal, not a stall. Order on a Friday, blame the weekend, not us.
- How do I track my order?
- You'll get an order confirmation the second you check out, then a tracking email once your shirt is on the move — usually within a few days. Radio silence for a couple of days after ordering is normal, not a red flag. The shirt itself lands in 7–10 days.
- Is shipping free?
- Free on orders $75 and up. Under that it's a flat $5.95, shown to you before you pay a cent — no surprise fee sprung on you at the end.
- Do you ship outside the US?
- Not yet — checkout currently only accepts US shipping addresses. International is on the list, not on the site. Sorry, rest of the world; the grannies are working on it.
- Can I pay extra to get it faster?
- Not right now — everything ships standard, no rush option at checkout. If your event is tomorrow, this was never going to be the shirt for it.
- What sizes do you carry?
- Most tees run unisex S through 3XL when that product offers it. Check the size options on the product page before ordering.
- How does the shirt actually fit?
- Every OGF tee is a true-to-size unisex cut — classic, not skin-tight. Want it oversized and slouchy? Size up one. Run between sizes? Size down.
- Do you carry sizes above 2XL?
- Yes — selected tees now go through 3XL. Available sizes can vary by product, so the product page is the final word.
- What if it doesn't fit or I just don't love it?
- Email us and we'll make it right — replacement or refund, your call. We're not going to interrogate you about it; just reach out and flag it.
- My order showed up wrong or damaged — now what?
- Email us a photo and your order number and we'll get a replacement moving. These things are built to hold up, but nobody bats a thousand, us included — and it's on us to fix, not you.
- Can I return something someone gave me as a gift?
- Yes — same process as any return, gift or not. We need the order details, not proof someone loves you.
- What am I actually getting?
- A soft unisex tee that holds up wash after wash — not a stiff bargain-bin throwaway. Most shirts run $29.99, and nothing on the site ever drops below $24.99. You're paying for the one you'll actually keep reaching for.
- How do I wash it without wrecking the print?
- Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low — or hang dry if you're the patient type. Bleach and high heat are the print's natural predators. Avoid both.
- It says "in stock" — so why does it take days to ship?
- Because we don't stockpile every size in every design — you order, we ship. That's the trade-off for a catalog that doesn't force you to fight over the last Medium, and why it ships in 7–10 days instead of overnight.
- Will the graphic hold up, or peel after two washes?
- It holds up. The graphic's made to live through cold washes and low-heat drying — treat it right (inside out, no bleach) and the fit and feel stay consistent long after the novelty wears off.
- Are the grannies real?
- They're fictional — seven distinct personas, each with her own voice, backstory, and shirts. Real people don't usually come with merchandising rights and this little impulse control.
- How do I shop by a specific granny?
- Every granny runs her own page and her own lane. Hit "Meet the Grannies" up top, pick your fighter, and her drop is right there.
- Can I request a design or tell a granny what to say?
- There's no submission form yet, so no promises — but if you've got a phrase too good to not exist, email us. Worst case we ignore you; best case you started a bit.
- Are you affiliated with, you know… that other site?
- No. Not a partnership, not an endorsement, not a wink across the aisle. OnlyGrannyFans is parody apparel — a name and a bit. We are not affiliated with anyone regrettable, and the grannies would like that on the record.
- Do I need to be 18+ to shop here?
- Yes. The humor is adult and the language is crude, which is why the site gates you at the door for it — no nudity, no actual adult content, just shirts your therapist would flag.