Conspiracy Realist

$29.99

A Vera original · Tees — Vera’s page

I don't have theories. I have findings. There's a difference, and this shirt is the difference, worn where people can see it. They rearranged the aisles again last month and nobody's talking about it, which tells you everything about who's paying attention and who isn't. Wear this and they'll know which one you are on sight — no further explanation required, though I do have one, filed and cross-referenced. Machine wash cold, inside out. Preserve the evidence. Unisex fit · S–2XL · Ships in 7–10 days